My grandpa has always warned me that “proper” young ladies should never, ever discuss politics in public. Poor gramps has no idea that his little “Sweet Pea” has already broken the rules by being anything but “proper”. Good girls don’t pose for pics in their little white panties, and surely they don’t cock tease men nearly as old as gramps with naughty stories about indiscretions with the boys at school.
So fuck it, I’m about to get political. (Well, sorta.)
Disclaimer: This is not an endorsement for any major party candidate. If you must know, I am endorsing Phone Princess Heather. That’s right, bitches…Heather for President ‘08!
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Sarah Palin is one sexy bitch. Don’t tell me you haven’t seen her on television and pictured her down on her knees with McCain’s wrinkled prick smacking her slutty face. I know I sure have. I was soaking in a tub of bubbles this morning when I started to fantasize about that kinky cuntess sitting across from me in the warm bath, begging in her whiny voice for me to bring my infamous pink strap on out. I can’t stop thinking about all of the fun I could have playing in the Alaskan snow with her and her cuckold husband. I’ve even devised a perfect plan for getting in her panties.
I need to gather up my harem of big black cocks, and demand they accompany me to one of her fundraisers. I’m almost sure that I’ll get her attention, sitting there in a little black dress and jeweled stilettos, surrounded by a bevy of muscular black men in tuxedos. After the fundraiser, my gentleman friends and I will approach her (I’ll panty tease the security guards throughout the night, so much that they’ll be too hard and horny to do anything when I approach Sarah), and invite her back to my hotel suite to be interviewed for my university newspaper. Yeah, yeah…Sarah doesn’t like to be interviewed, but I guarantee that the sight of my sexy male friends will get her panties all wet. She won’t be able to refuse!
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I think you know where this is going.
~Molly~
Your Femdom Phone Sex Princess
Yahoo IM: Empress.Molly
Phone: 800-356-6169
2 responses so far ↓
1 billybravo // Oct 13, 2008 at 3:02 am
Oh very naught Ms Molly, but i must say your blog story is starting to make politics much more tolerable for me….well even pleasurable now… Mmmm… two very powerful women playing and getting it on!! I will be waiting …hehehe… with a very hard certain area … for part two. Thanks so much for the fantasy material!
2 Empress Vanessa // Oct 15, 2008 at 12:01 am
Oh I loved it! And you are right. . .Heather for President!!!
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