What you found was that the average man’s cock is bigger when soft than your clitty stick is when hard! Since you’re such a fucked up retard and refuse to accept that you’re stuck with that itty bitty weenie, you decided to make an appointment with the doctor to discuss your small penis.

You get to the office and wait quietly in the examination room for Dr. Smith, but after a long wait, a young woman in a lab coat steps in the room and smiles. She looks down at her clipboard and says, “I see you’re here to speak to the doctor about a ‘little’ problem?” Confused, you try to lie about why you are there to see the doctor: “Um, yeah, I just need a physical.”

The young woman in the lab coat giggles and hands you a paper gown. “Dr. Smith is in surgery this afternoon, so I will be examining you. My name is Nurse Molly, and I’m very qualified to treat ‘male problems’.”

You try to convince Nurse Molly that it is in your best interest to wait to see Dr. Smith, but her long, sexy legs in a tight black mini skirt and black patent heels are enough to cock tease you into doing just about anything.

Nurse Molly leaves the room for a moment as you change into the paper gown. When she returns, she is joined by a group of female medical school students. The students gather around the examination table as Nurse Molly begins to question you. “What seems to be the problem today, sir? It says here there is something wrong with your penis.”

“Um, it’s nothing, I have to go now–” Before you can get up to leave, two of the students each grab an arm and strap you to the examination table. Nurse Molly spreads your legs and places them into a pair of stirrups, then straps you in by your ankles. “We can’t let you leave, sir. You told the receptionist that there is something very wrong with your penis. I must have a look!”

You lay back and sigh, knowing there’s no chance for escape from the group of dominant women.  Nurse Molly turns on an overhead light, and brings it down between your legs. Slowly, she lifts up your gown, revealing your tiny penis to the room full of attractive women. Everyone bursts into laughter.

Nurse Molly smirked, “Oh my…it’s much worse than I thought!”

~Molly~
Your Femdom Phone Sex Princess
Yahoo IM: Empress.Molly
Phone: 800-356-6169

In Adrianna’s words, as posted on the Sissy School forums, she describes her very first cock sucking experience (edited for length) in this erotic anectode:

I went shopping after work and found the most gorgeous jeans and top…even got a cute shrug and heels as well…

I get home, shave, put my makeup on, and start to get changed for a night of being dressed up girly. However, the shrug still had the electronic security tag on it. Not wanting to change, I go back to Fashion Bug to get it taken off before they close. I call before hand so they know I am coming. 

I show up and the doors are locked. The salesgirls are still there, so I call back.  The absolutely cute, tall, hot AND black bf of one of the salesgirls opens the door to let me in. I walk in with a cute girly walk, holding my purse and the shrug.

As I walk out, the guy has to unlock the door to let me out.  As we walk to the door, he grabs my ass. I am like in total shock at that moment! (He did totally smile at me when he unlocked the door to let me in).  Unsure what to do, with a million things running through my head, the only thing I could do is turn around and give him a huge kiss. It seemed to last forever and was wonderful.

After that wonderful kiss, the salesgirls notice that I haven’t left and see the two of us “enjoying each other in a kiss.”  Not noticing that we’ve been caught, I slowly drop to my knees to taste my very first cock. To my complete surprise, he was packing a huge 10″, and to my joy it was totally hard, just over me.  For 25 minutes, I suck his long, hard cock off and get my first taste of another man’s cum. I loved the taste–it was so sweet, he called me sweetie and cutie, and totally fucked my face!

I licked the head of his cock, down his shaft, and his huge hairy balls, when I caught a glace of the salesgirls finally watching us. I freaked out, but she smiled and said, ”Go ahead and finish what you started…”

Now that my hottie sis has overcome this first milestone, what should she do next?  Should she be planning ways to lose her sissy virginity, or should she first perfect her cock sucking techniques? 

Love ya, my lil’ slut muffin!

~Molly~
Your Femdom Phone Sex Princess
Yahoo IM: Empress.Molly
Phone: 800-356-6169

Make your dreams come true by joining us here at Empress Molly’s Sissy Bikini Car Wash, where our motto is, “The customer gets what he wants–and more!”  From the very moment a client pulls into the lot, he is greeted by an excited gang of sissy car washers, wearing our signature pink polka dot bikinis and four inch heels.  Clients are offered the chance to sit in the car and watch as the sissies rub their bikini covered clitties against the glass, OR they can come into our lobby to wait while they are serviced by our LCS’s–Licensed Cock Suckers (all graduates of LDW’s Sissy School, of course). 

These positions are so highly sought that here at Empress Molly’s Sissy Bikini Car Wash, we don’t pay you–you pay us for letting you work here! Please note: your boss (aka your bratty domme) reserves the right to use any means necessary to punish you for a job not well done (or just punish you for the hell of it), including CBT in front of the other sissy car washers, and erotic humiliation in front of our clients and your Mistress supervisors. 

To schedule an interview, please e-mail me at empress.molly@yahoo.com OR give me a call at 800-356-6169.

 Click here to listen to my erotic audio for further details. *Giggle*

~Molly~
Your Femdom Phone Sex Princess
Yahoo IM: Empress.Molly
Phone: 800-356-6169

Read and enjoy.

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1) What types of calls would you say you specialize in here at LDW Group?  My specialties are numerous, but the main ones are pertaining to sissies and sissy wannabes (feminization and strap-on play), sensual domination, cuckold type of fantasies and teasing with an eventual “happy ending” of orgasmic pleasure.

2) How do you deal with dominant men? Or should I say, men who only think they’re dominant?  I deal with dominant men by allowing them to think they are dominant until at a moment of my choosing, I let them know in no uncertain terms that I actually am in control- and always have been. I do this through various and sometimes devious means, psychological and physical.

3) Here’s a very serious question. Do you own a strap on? Absolutely. I own several strapons of various sizes and shapes.

4) Where’s that strap-on of yours been lately? My strapons have been on the move lately- from one sissy pussy to another, and even a few so-called alpha males.

5) I’ve heard that teasing men is one of the things you do best. Describe a situation where you’ve teased a man to the point of mercy. Yes, I have brought my skills at teasing men in my personal life to the job of phone sex operator. One particular customer I left in virtual tatters after teasing him mercilessly on the phone to the point where he was literally begging me near tears to let him cum. Did I let him? Sure, eventually, but only after an hour of toying with him beyond belief.

6) What can your callers expect you to be wearing on a typical day when you answer the phone? I am always in either one of my many sexy negligees, propped up in my king sized bed while working the phones, or sometimes I just walk around in a pair of thongs and heels. Always the heels though.

7) What do you like to do for fun? Like, when you aren’t teasing men or being a phone sex Goddess? Teasing and dealing with men- and girly men is my fun!

8 ) Who would be a more exciting phone sex call; Obama or McCain? Well, I already answered that question in part 1 when asked who I would like best to have phone sex conversation with. Obviously, it would never be old weasel McCain- he reminds me of a chipmunk. But, yes, once again, Obama, no question about it!

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~Molly~
Your Femdom Phone Sex Princess
Yahoo IM: Empress.Molly
Phone: 800-356-6169

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1) If you had to define the role of a Mistress to an alien culture, what would you say? If I had to define the role of a Mistress to an alien culture, I would tell them that on earth there are two basic kinds of human beings- males and females. Females function as Mistresses in order to keep the weaker sexed male, in their place, and to exercise the female dominance over them.

2) How did you first become interested in domination? I first became interested in domination as a child when my mother who was the Madam of a Whore House- a place where women exchanged sex for money- exhibited her own dominance over not only the men who came there, but the “girls” who worked for her. And I also witnessed the power women had over men, who seemed obsessively concerned with “getting off.”

3) What’s one of your own, personal fantasies? One of my own personal fantasies- and I have many, is having my own harem full of men who are at my command night and day.

4) If you could do a phone sex call with anyone, dead or alive, who would it be? Most importantly, would you get off? If I could do a phone sex call with anyone it would be Barak Obama. And yes, I definitely would get off. As for someone not living anymore, it would have been a young Paul Newman.

5) What are you usually doing in between calls? Writing, working on my book of memoirs that I hope to have published or reading and listening to music.

6) What would a kiss from Mistress Celeste be like? A kiss from Mistress Celeste would be not only an oral but also an aural, out of this world experience. You would feel tingling sensations from the top of your head to the bottom of your feet, but especially in the area of your groin.

7) What’s in your purse right now? In my purse right now is my wallet with Identification, my favorite ruby red lipstick and door and car keys.

8 ) What’s on your mp3 player? I don’t own an mp3 player. However, my tastes are very eclectic. If you came to my home you might hear strains of Puccini’s “Nessum Dorma” or “O Mio Babbino Caro.” I also like an occasional jazz tune like Miles Davis or Charlie Parker, interspersed with some tunes by the group “No Doubt,” “Dave Matthews Band” and Stevie Nicks along with many others.

9) What’s your celebrity style? In other words, compare yourself to someone famous.  I don’t have a “celebrity style” per se. I follow my own lead, however if I have to compare my style of dress to someone else it might be Beyonce’ Knowles.

10) Tell us something about you that your sissies and sluts wouldn’t expect to hear.  I have a deep spiritual side.

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Since I’m sure I’ve peaked the interest of you sissy sluts and pathetic cuckies, stay tuned for part two of my interview with Empress Celeste.  In the meantime, check out her phone sex blog or contact her via e-mail to schedule a session.  Don’t forget to tell her that your bratty domme, Miss Molly, sent you!

~Molly~
Your Femdom Phone Sex Princess
Yahoo IM: Empress.Molly
Phone: 800-356-6169

In previous posts, I confessed my dirty little femdom obsession with violating the sexy governess, Ms. Palin.  You know how the story went…I show up at a fundraiser with a group of my sexy, black guy friends to get her attention, and then convince her to come back to my hotel suite for an interview.   Before you know it, Sarah is begging to suck their cocks and engaging in some strap-on play with my infamous, glittery pink dildo.

Now that it appears that Mr. Obama is going to be the next president of the United States, does that mean Sarah will go back to her igloo, only to be forgotten? 

Not exactly.  She’s been immortalized by none other than King Perv, Larry Flint, in the soon-to-be-released adult flick titled “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?”  Check out the snippet HERE.  I think you’ll agree that this Sarah would be A LOT of fun to do a few phone humiliation sessions with!  When she says, “Why don’t you take your nuts out of your little gucci purse, grab your noodle, and act like a man,” it’s absolutely priceless!  Also, check out those poofy snow boots she has on with her skirt suit…is that not great?!? 

~Molly~
Your Femdom Phone Sex Princess
Yahoo IM: Empress.Molly
Phone: 800-356-6169

What are you going to be today?

Holidays always make me nostalgic.  I’ve been laying here in bed all morning, reminiscing about past Halloweens.  One of my favorite Halloween memories is from fourth grade.  My mom took my friends and I Trick-or-Treating every year, but that year she decided to let one of the neighbor boys join us.  I was totally pissed! My little gang of princesses, brides, butterflies, and other girly girls was about to be ruined by some nerdy neighbor kid dressed as a ninja, cowboy, or something else equally annoying.

Before Richie the neighbor kid arrived that evening, my friends and I went to his house before he could come over in some ugly costume and ruin our fun.  His mother led us to his bedroom, where he hadn’t put on his costume yet.  We had our own little costume ready for him to wear instead.  It was my Halloween costume from last year…a showgirl :).  Richie tried to call his mom into the room for help, but we naughty little girls told his mother how we felt about a boy Trick-or-Treating with us, and well…she thought that having Richie dress as a showgirl was a FANTASTIC idea, as long as we snuck him out through the kitchen, so his father wouldn’t see.

We brought Richie back to my house, and my mom gave me a dirty look as soon as we entered the door.  She knew what a bossy little brat I could be, especially towards the neighborhood boys, but I think she was secretly proud.  Anyway, we piled into the SUV and spent several hours knocking on doors and gathering goodies.  We made sure Richie was front and center in his sequined leotard, white tights, and feathery headdress.  At the end of the night, when we gathered in my kitchen for hot chocolate and marshmellows, I stole Richie’s candy and wrapped up the night by making fun of him along with the other girls.

What are some of your favorite memories?

I’ll be available for your phone sex calls throughout the day, but tonight I’ll be hosting a little get together with lots of drinking, candy eating, answering the door for Trick-or-Treaters, and scary movies.

Have fun today…get dressed up, eat lots of candy, and celebrate!

~Molly~
Your Femdom Phone Sex Princess
Yahoo IM: Empress.Molly
Phone: 800-356-6169

One of my friends (thanks, Melissa) sent me this hilarious and true story about what happens to those who can’t help but show themselves off to the salesgirls:

“According to the Associated Press, a man that flashed himself to two Victoria’s Secret clerks while trying on women’s under wear at the store now faces two felony counts and one misdemeanor charge of theft.

R. Scott, 47, visited the Victoria’s Secret store twice in April and May at the Diamond Run Mall (Ohio).

Scott was released at his arraignment on Monday. However, he must now abide by a curfew and stay away from both the store and the mall.

Scott went into the store on April 22 and told the female clerks that he wanted to try on some of the lingerie and panty hose.

In the official arrest statement, it said that “Scott asked her to stay close by while he was in the dressing room…Scott then had her look at him to see how the items looked on him.” When she looked at Scott, “she could tell he had no underwear on.”

Scott then left the store when he was told to leave. However, he returned the store on May 6th. He picked out lingerie items to try on, went into a dressing room and then called a female clerk for help, said the Associated Press.

When Scott opened the door and the clerk peered in, she saw him wearing a white top, red heels, and no underwear. The clerk claimed Scott made no attempt to cover himself at all.

Immediately the clerk called the police. When they arrived, a police officer went to the dressing room and told Scott to leave the merchandise there and put on his own clothes.

The police took Scott to the sheriff’s office located at the mall. He was patted-down and was found to still be wearing a pair of white panties from the Victoria’s secret store. The security tag was still intact, said the Associated Press.

Cross escorted Scott to the sheriff’s office at the mall, pat-searched him and found him still to be wearing white underwear with a Victoria’s Secret security tag attached.

When questioned about the underwear, Scott claimed that he did not mean to take them. He was still arrested under the theft charge and the indecent exposure charges.”

Source: Associated Content

How do you think Mr. Scott should be punished for his pervy ways?

~Molly~
Your Femdom Phone Sex Princess
Yahoo IM: Empress.Molly
Phone: 800-356-6169

As you may or may not know (but should know), we played a little game in The Study called “Pass the Story.”  Basically, Mistress Sophia started a story, and we took turns adding little bits and pieces.  Before the night was over, it turned into a story about the sissiest of all sissies prancing through the mall, and being brought to Victoria’s Secret by a Mistress she meets.  The Mistress dresses the sissy in stockings and panties, then parades her around through the store.  The Mistress and the sissy leave, forgetting to pay for the undergarments, and end up stopped by mall security (coincidentally, I’ve recorded an erotic audio about this).  Whaddaya know–the security guard is a man with a huge black cock.  I’m sure you get an idea of where our kinky story went. *wink* 

The Tales from Transylvania writing contest was a huge success.  Thank you to everyone that entered.  I had a blast reading your stories.  Congratulations to our winner, “Chastized,” who will be receiving a box of goodies. You can read the top four entries here on my blog; the links are located to the left of the page.

Make sure you keep the Mistress Blog on your favorites list–http://www.mistressmadness.com–to stay informed about upcoming events brought to you by the femdom Mistresses of LDW Group.

~Molly~
Your Femdom Phone Sex Princess
Yahoo IM: Empress.Molly
Phone: 800-356-6169

Our writing contest, Tales from Transylvania, is open to everyone–cuckies, sissy sluts, chronic masturbators, and everyone in between!

The rules are simple: submit an original femdom audio script, femdom poem, or femdom story set in Transylvania.  The rest is up to you.  Be creative! Slutty transvestite scientists…wild party-goers with big ‘ol strap-ons…horny creatures with an appetite for asses like yours…the only limits are your imagination.

Entries must be submitted by Saturday night, 10/25, at 11:59pm EST.  The winner will be announced Monday, October 27th, on the Time Warp Mistress Blogs.

Now for the best part….The winner will receive a secret gift bag, stuffed with something special and hand-picked by your favorite Mistresses!

E-mail your entries and direct any questions to me at empress.molly@yahoo.com.

~Molly~
Your Femdom Phone Sex Princess
Yahoo IM: Empress.Molly
Phone: 800-356-6169