Masturbation Mistress
Giving your hand a helping hand!
If you’re like 99.9% of the men in the world, it means that masturbation is something you’ve been doing for quite some time now. Ok, well, most women have been doing it for years, too, whether they’re willing to admit it or not. So I guess we should say that most people in general have been masturbating for a long time!
Most women (or at least the ones who tend to masturbate regularly) progress from fingers to toys pretty quickly. Toys come in all shapes and sizes, and they do all kinds of different things that make us feel very good. So it’s really no surprise that the ladies of the world have chosen to go that route.
In that respect, the poor men of the world often feel left out. There really aren’t that many masturbation aids out there for men, and a lot of the ones that do exist leave something to be desired, either in the way of quality or in the way of affordability. So the guys tend to stick with their hands for the most part.
But this is another one of those times that men need to take a cue from the women and get creative. It’s time to experiment, guys! Ask your wife if she minds if you try out one of her dildos, or see if your Mistress will let you experiment with that vibrating butt plug she’s got. And if you can’t find a toy you like, then why not get really creative and make something yourself?
Do you have a toy you really like that you’d recommend to other men? Or do you have an idea for one that you’ve never seen made on a commercial scale? Tell us all about it!
You’re right, toys are such a fun part of our sexuality! I can’t believe I didn’t own one until my senior year of college…and now I have a full drawer full!
Once you finally do discover them it is like being a kid in a candy store! The new erotic pleasures that come with them just makes you want more.
Ms Gemma….I think you would be surprised at how creative we men can be when we have to be. I found all sorts of ways to use things aroung th house. Some example:
- Plunger – the clear plastic handle on my plunger makes a great anal toy
- Hollow pipe foam insulation – I found this in the garage and the hollow center is the perfect size for my cock…lube it up, slip it between the matress and away I go
- Shop vac – I put the pipe foam insulation in the intake, lube it up, turn on the vacuum….wow
- Spatula – makes a great toy for spanking
- Lunch meats
- Brisket – use a knife to put a slit in it and pump away
- Fruits like cantelope, bananna,
- Plastic bags with lube
- Shovel or broom handle…if wood put rubber of something else on it before inserting…don’t want splinters
- Plastic tie wraps great for keeping the boys tight
The list goes on and on. You are right….while the hand can be fun…I have been using it far to long and need to add some variety to my masturbation sessions!!!
PB The things you do with everyday items is amazing! Masturbation should never be a chore, instead be something that is a joy and continue to spark your imagination! variety is the spice to life!
Ms Gemma…I agree, masturbation should not be a chore. That’s why it’s so much fun using items from everyday chores as toys. The added bonus is I get a smile on my face everytime I pick up one of these items to actually do a chore around the house.
In addition to the toys I think one of the best ways to spice up masturbation is phone sex. Add in a webcam and let the mistress watch…wow. Then throw in some sex toys….and you have the masturbation trifecta
I would say you are on the right track PB The only thing that could possibly make this tri-fecta better would if you owned stock in lubricants LOL! Let me guess PB you are one of those who also loves sliding across freshly waxed floors in your socks and underwear. I can picture you sliding across the floor naked but for your socks; homemade love toy in one hand, sex toy in the other, and blue tooth in your ear as you glide to to a graceful stop in front on the cam so I can see everything you are doing! My sexy Eistein of masturbation!
Ms Gemma…Hmmmmmm….sliding across the floors with just my socks on, toys in hand, on webcam, sounds like a lot of fun…and I am sure the fun would just getter better from there
You are so right PB and now with the heeldo there are so many more delicious fun things we could do!