Got Lube?
The fleshilght is at the top of the masturbation helpful device scale, but do you know the real truth about it origins?
Many of you may think it is relatively new device however; it has been around since 1968! Not that it has been on the market that long, but the mold from which it is made was cast in 1968. Now the question is whose casting is it?
Rock and roll does it again!
Now even though it was before my time, we all know I have eclectic tastes when it comes to music, and I do so love the amazing Jimi Hendrix. Yes, that is the original casting for the fleshlight that brings so many of you the masturbation pleasure you need.
It was in actuality a gimmick to get backstage at one of his concerts! A woman by the name of Cynthia Plaster Caster, now a self proclaimed “recovering groupie”, and the Chicago Plaster Casters boasted about their plaster penis casting abilities to the doorman to gain access.
So there you have it!
That pop can size portable sex toy is in fact molded from the rock Gods’ own cock. So crank up the stereo, grab a bit of lube, and go on a Rock and Roll Masturbation adventure!
Do you have what it takes to keep rhythm with Jimi? Can you stroke to a hard beat? Will you dream of being a rock and roll god with a hundred groupies to play with? Tell me all about that fantasy!
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I heard you talking about this on the WTF radio show while I was waiting for my Fleshlight to come in the mail. The first time I used it all I could think of was Jimi playing the Star Spangled Banner.
Now that is just too funny!!! rockets red glare bombs bursting in air! LOMAO
Fortunately for most users, Jimi must have been “average”. Had he been hung like a donkey, the Fleshlight just wouldn’t fit.
Mind you … Jimi’s guitar was also just an “average” Fender … but the things he could do with it!
Now that would be point exactly just like jimi I can take the average and do so many amazing things with them!